PODIUM

 Pódium –

12″ LP black or clear vinyl, limited to 100 copies.

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Slovenly Recordings is fully amped to present the debut LP from PÓDIUM de València. Conceived by Nick Trampolino, armed with a drum machine and a guitar, this once personal project quickly evolved into a five-piece platoon with the addition of Salva Frasquet on guitar, Ximo Barceló on bass, Miguel J. Carmona on drums, and África Mansaray on vocals. Pulsating with the epic aggression of hardcore, the impersonal and perverse tone of industrial metal, and fully balanced with the liveliness of the authentic surf scene, we’ll be so bold as to describe them as a curious mixture of Ministry (circa ‘89), Man or Astroman? and the goddamn Go-Go’s ablaze with the pyromaniacal tendencies of Steve Albini’s Shellac. The combination of speed, skill and abrasiveness here converts every track into a 2 minute descent into the kind of hell you’ve been dying to enter.

The creative motor of the band is precisely this mixture of hate, anxiety, and fear that we perceive in the pommeling and obsessive riffs that constantly intertwine the guitars and bass. The drums are simple, linear and robotic, having deliberately taken out the dynamic possibilities to guarantee maximum protagonism and criminal coolness.

Tracklist: Céntrate, Que Arda, Siempre Mal, Pódium, Magia Negra, El Pozo, La Jevi, Psicópata, Todo lo que Quiero, Más Fuerte, La Noche, Skating


BIPOLAR

 Bipolar –

7″ EP black or white vinyl limited to 100 copies.

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Bipolar is the twisted creation of Pouya and Obash, formed in a Brooklyn pisshouse while on a bender in the not too distant past. The duo moved to the USA from “conservative” Tehran, Iran as a cog in a wheel of a true underground scene in pursuit of their passion for cross dressing musical performance based on their love of the circus and all things theatrical. Think SCREAMERS finger-banging THE DICKIES while THE SPITS egg them on – Pouya has already done time on keys with The Spits.

And look at these sick bastards now… Hopefully one day soon you’ll get to see them in the third dimension.

With the addition of Kayla from NYC garage-punk party people THE OTHERMEN on synth, and some other man named Ethan on drums, BIPOLAR mightily spew forth their debut 7incher with timely titles “Depression” and “Virus” among the melee. We’re giving you the worthless Slovenly guarantee that this EP is a cure for at least one of these ailments.

Tracklist: Depression, Virus, Fist Fight, Sad Clown


REAL PEOPLE

 Life Without a Head –

Limited edition cassette ships on 02 January, 2021

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Florida’s REAL PEOPLE come kicking and screaming straight outta Hollywood with a nasty cassette tape packed with petulant and pissy teen screech! In their Slovenly debut EP “Life Without a Head,” REAL PEOPLE caress your spiky side with five tracks of chaos that wouldn’t be out of place on a K-tel Records “Best of 80’s Hardcore” comp (if such a thing existed) at your local five-and-dime’s record department (if such a thing still existed). This is seven solid minutes of no-frills and cheap thrills PUNK ROCK for your beat-up boom box. CRANK IT.

Tracklist: Life Without a Head, Defector, Augmented, Intermission, Money Well Spent


THE CAVEMEN

 Euthanise Me –

7″ EP black or white vinyl limited to 150 copies.

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New Zealand’s stank beacons of irresponsibility THE CAVEMEN are back in the Slovenly saddle with four new merciless hits to the chin, as if 2020 hasn’t been painful enough! Like, who doesn’t wanna get euthanized, right? Only time will tell if this year’s NZ ‘End of Life Choice Act’ to legalise euthanasia passes. If not, at least you get three square meals a day in the clink!

Seems like the ‘Men would have already tackled a tune titled “Eat Your Heart Out” on one of their hundred previous releases, but cannibalism is only the tip of the iceberg here – these guys want to “Eat Your Heart and Wear Your Face.”

HOW DISGUSTING(LY ROMANTICAL).

But don’t flatter yourself, baby. They’re fine with going to see a shrink to get “Over You” while you’re twisting with your new squeeze. So enjoy yourselves, because as they say, it’s later than you think.

Tracklist: Euthanise Me, Eat Your Heart & Wear Your Face, Nightmare, Over You

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