ATOMIKS cut and pasted rant:
Repeatedly voted Reno’s Best Dance Band, this is one group whose sound is exceedingly difficult to describe. Throaty as the roar of a big V-8, soft as the ride of Coup de Ville, The Atomiks put the pedal to the metal with high-energy dance numbers that have a “roots of rock” post-modern quasi-rockabilly sensibility with a pre-apocalyptic edge. The driving drums of Punch Clock, the slick and stylish stand-up bass of Slide Kodiak, and the brilliantly quirky song writing, lead guitar and vocals of Crash Delano, takes the audience on a white knuckle road trip from the sleazy bars of Tijuana to romantic Catalina Island to swingin’ at Reno’s own Peyton Place. Adherents of the Church of Rock ‘n’ Roll Redemption, The Atomiks offer whiskey baptisms and protection from the aliens from Planet 9, while awaiting the Second Coming of the UFO Jesus. Putting the Cult in Culture since 1972, an Atomiks show is not to be missed.

The Atomiks Preach tirelessly to the faithful time and time again against the evils of an incomprehensible military-industrial complex, while extolling salvation through baptism by bourbon. What happens when in that lab of endless fury that is pop music, you blend unadulterated rock 'n' roll, debauchery, food stamps, and Christ almighty? Furthermore, what happens when this was all a model conception of the shadow government cooked in level 7? What happens when the monster turns on creator? All operators standing by are exposed, the drones fondle subjects, the pollster takes the hint!?

But there’s a softer side of Sears. There are only three chapters in this book: 7,11, and 13. The great American dream that was once success and is now plastic sex, stands on the edge of oblivion. It is up to the Atomiks and the 9s to bring it back, or push it over the jagged shards. Will the evil Evols triumph in breaking the will of the feeblenaughts? Get detuned and climb out now while you have the shot.

One of these days, a fine rocket will be constructed. This vessel will serve to lift the Atomiks and the 9s to greener pasteurization. The time to load your pockets with gold is now. However, effort is underway to cause hindrance to this great prophecy Atomiks. Spare parts are hard to come by, when so many are using the very material that holds the potential to free them, as shields to defend themselves.

Make your shield into wings, donate to the cause—bring your undersoul (e.g.o.) to the next meeting. Let the Atomiks transform your burden into your freedom. Freedom is the complete lack of concern for oneself. Dispel yourself. You are not separate from the rocket that is to be. Become a 9. Attend meetings often!

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