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The Anomalys, the Netherland’s only “NEGATIVE
TEQUILA ROCK'N'ROLL SEX” trio, tower over their lowly legions, each standing at a menacing 2 meters (in America speak, that’s TALL), they appear to be an animated version of the columns of the Parthenon… their live shows are spectacular displays of ruinous racket. Guitars smolder with crushing, echo-frenzied grunts and wails, and the dumb-drums get
pummeled into submission. Lead by a rasp-throated screamer, these cheese-fed behemoths display utter rage for two sides of 100% drag-strip approved garage-punk grease with nods to the snarling and surly side of ferocious punk legends.

These Dutch stinks have been laying waste to European dancehalls for years, having done time in pre-Anomalys acts such as Dexter (of which drummer Memme was a member), and The Amoks and Los Looches, of which singer and Wild Weekend resident deejay Bone was also a member. Having recruited guitarist Potlood (yes, that’s his name!) The Anomalys are killing ‘em dead wherever they stop.

ANOMALYS RELEASES

the ANOMALYS
self-titled LP/CD

Amsterdam's THE ANOMALYS have finally recorded their debut LP, and what better label to present this smokin' full length than your ultimate source for sickness, Slovenly Recordings? Guitars smolder with crushing, echo-frenzied grunts and wails, and the dumb-drums get pummeled into submission. Lead by a rasp-throated screamer, these cheese-fed behemoths display utter rage for two sides of 100% drag-strip approved garage-punk grease with nods to the snarling and surly side of ferocious punk legends. This LP is a perfect pill to amp you up for a night of going out and fucking yourself up.

LP: $9.00702-97

CD: $9.00702-97CD

 

#8: The Anomalys 45
"Black Hole Blues"
b/w "Nat Approved"

THE ANOMALYS are an Amsterdam rock'n'roll duo and they like, KICK some SERIOUS fucking ASS and shit, dude!

Ok, seriously now, both sides of this little 45 will put holes in both your speakers and both of your ear drums, guar-ron-teed. Feacherin' Bone of AMOKS/ LOOCHES/ int'l-r'n'r-DJ-playboy fame and Memme of DEXTER/ FRANCO FORMICA, who pummels his kit mercilessly into submission.

MP3s for listenin' are on their site, www.anomalys.com

7": $3.50702-54